Anyone got embarrassing gyno stories?

I would love to hear them to make myself feel better. But this is like one of those embarrassing things I think about at night.

I went to the gynecologist to get my IUD checked, the one month after check.

For some reason this time the.. speculum hurt me. Didn’t hurt me at my last visit but this time it did, I dont know if he cranked it open to wide or something but damn.

This pissed off my vagina because when he went to take the speculum out, my vagina was like “hmm. No.” And he told me to relax and I tried and I literally heard this thing “sloop” out of me like I could feel my vagina tightening and trying to hold onto that sucker ready to just take it home and then “sloop” most embarrassing thing ever. I think what’s more embarrassing is that he’s a guy and that itself isn’t an issue, it’s the woman who has to stand in and observe everything as a witness.

So I felt like I had an AUDIENCE.

Just ugh. Not to scare anyone away from seeing a gyno, they’ve seen everything they’re doctors but come on embarrassing things happen with any doctors, they’re used to it. He didn’t say anything about

My vagina trying to steal the speculum.