So I have a 16 month old and 3 months pregnant. Bad morning sickness. Showering with hard water makes me barf so I wash my hair very sparingly.

Today I washed my hair. Asked husband to bring me a clean towel as he used the last one in the bathroom. He brought me a towel.

Fastly realized after using it, my son had used it last and it has diaper cream poop and pee on it.....

I am running late and dry heaving and puking no time for another shower.....

I am sure this will be funny at some point in the future....today not at all....💩