Okie dokie I’m upset

4 days late, feel like shit, here’s my timeline

Had sex on the 28th, no protection or pulling out. 9 days later on the 5th I had some brown spotting for like an hour or two and then it stopped. Felt like trash from that point on and every test I take is negative. What gives, bro 😂 Either make me bleed or give me a baby, pick Mother Nature!