So I’m taking care of my kitten... and I look up and there’s a spider.. and I caught this all on video.

This spider was as big as my face. And I’m freaking out okay, I have an irrational fear of spiders. I don’t even like the word.

But my SO isn’t home.. so it’s just me vs George.

And I’m naming him George because he was big enough to be sentient with his own thoughts and feelings. He had to die. I’m sorry. I cannot exist in the same space as George. It was me or him.

And I get my broom and I’m literally saying “oh loooord I can’t do this.” Swinging the broom back and forth.. contemplating my whole life..I hit the spider with the broom and it jumps and starts chasing me.. I scream bloody murder, drop the broom and jump up onto my bathroom cabinet.

All in that split second, the broom landed right on top of George killing him instantly.

It kinda cut him in half. He was big enough to be cut in half.

And I recorded the whole fucking thing so all you see in the video is me zooming in to check (I’m blind (no seriously) I didn’t have my glasses on) making sure that he was dead and saying “god saaaaved me.”

Like you just see and hear me scream and then instantly stop and I zoom in on the spider and start like crying lmfao

What’s wrong with me

This was awful man. I really really have an irrational fear of spiders and you’d just have to see how damn upset I was in the video lmfao

The best part is that as I attempted the first attack, I screamed “this is the end of your *george attacks back* DAYYYY.”

I didn’t even kill him. The broom did. It was chance. Simple luck.

The video is up, I’ll open my profile so that it’s easy to find. Its in health and lifestyle

Oh and yes, i hate my bathroom floor. It has holes and water damage and needs to be redone, it’s not dirty. The whole floor just needs to be gutted.