Have you ever had something happen to you that if you repeated it to anyone who wasn’t there that they just would not believe you? Lmfao yeah.

Edited to add the story: since I posted this I might as well that I have extra time right now.

I’m like the freaking pregnancy predictor.

I know. I just know. It’s getting to the point that it’s extremely freaky, with me predicting impossible pregnancies (impossible meaning it wasn’t physically supposed to be able to happen)

I made a Facebook post joking about how I might as well start charging people for baby predictions (i will never ever do that. It was a joke.) So people started asking me in the comments “is it me? Am I going to have a baby?”

And I went down putting yes and no.

Most were no, and this one girl commented So I said “yes.” And she laughed at my comment and I was like well do you not want a baby? And she said “nope” and I said “well this is awkward.”

And then she messaged me and said “I actually am pregnant.”

I’m used to this, but this shook me. I don’t know her. I can usually only do this with people I have some sort of connection with in some way.

I haven’t seen her in years, we were never friends. And I knew she was pregnant just like that.

I have people thinking I’m joking or being silly, and I literally cannot say anything about how I was already right about 2 people on my posts because she (she who messaged me telling me she was pregnant) is not keeping her pregnancy. At least I’m sure she would not want that announced by me SO, that being said I can’t even show proof of my freak ass.

The other person announced her pregnancy literally the day after my post. I told her yes too.

She’s a believer now at least. My little circle of believers lmfao a human pregnancy test

I can post edited screen shots if people don’t believe this. But even then I don’t think people would believe it.. it’s just not Plausible

And please don’t try to ask here, that is honestly so hard because 98% of y’all don’t even have profile pictures up and I have never met a single one of you. I don’t think you’d get much out of me.

Baby falling asleep on breast