I was in so much pain and wanted to take the leggings I was wearing off so the midwife can check me down below and he asks “why would you want to take it off?” And proceeds to say “I don’t want all these people seeing your downstairs” duh of course they’ll see it how else will I give birth.

Then when the baby was finally out he says to the midwife “Why is his head shaped like a cone? I’m worried” they had to tell him it’s because the baby squeezed himself through the birth canal and thats not his actual head shape, I had to tell him to shut up at one point with all the stupid questions😂