OMG WHO DOES THIS LITTLE B THINK SHE IS TRICKING MY BODY INTO THINKING ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER PERIOD SO SOON AFTER MY LAST ONE??????

She's all up in there like, "oh, you're decorating the house for a new baby? PSYCH rip out the curtains and the flooring and the furniture because this my home now and I don't like what you've done with the place!"

It's like one long weird period at this point and I'm waiting for everything to be Gucci since I know I'm just waiting for the hormones to balance out, but dang it's so strangeeee