Listen y’all. I wore 3 panty liners today because I was out of light pads. Two side by side and one laying horizontally at the top. They have a hard time sticking to the fabric of my underwear so sometimes they shift or fall but I’m always super aware. K cool. So I’m a nanny for these two little girls. They have a guest bathroom that I use. I’ve used it several times today. Fast forward and I get home and I use the bathroom (thank you, water intake). Anyways, I realize....THE TOP PANTY LINER IS GONE. I check all over our bathroom and all inside of my pants. GONE.

At this point I’m hyperventilating because there’s only one place it could be...these peoples bathroom floor. They live up the road so I got in my car and hauled ass over there. I knock and I tell him my son left his lego boat and ask to look for it. Everyone starts searching for something that doesn’t exist and I RUN to the bathroom.

It’s not there. We’re down to a few options. They saw it and picked it up right after they got home and they aren’t telling me so I’m not embarrassed. I accidentally flushed it somehow. Or it’s somewhere else. Either way, it’s gone. But it had to go somewhere. Y’all I’m CRYING. I’ve never been so embarrassed and now I’m confused. That’s all. I’ll let you know if I find it. Or they do. Kill me.