My vagina is being a jerk. My birth control is making me bleed heavily so I used a tampon when usually I don’t and you will understand why in a minute.

I HAD TO HAVE MY SO HELP ME REMOVE A TAMPON.

Okay so I put one in like i don’t care i am tired of bleeding, I’m tired of the “wet” feeling like I feel fucking gross. So I put one in and when I DO use them I only use them for a few hours but this dude was in me for 7 hours and completely soaked up.

When that happens, the tampon expands and it literally makes my vagina hurt. It causes like actual vagina cramps-NOT period cramps.. VAGINAL WALL CRAMPS.

I was so upset trying to pull this thing out and that didn’t help. I am in the bathroom trying to breathe with one leg up on my counter trying to get this thing out and the pain was causing me to tense up making my vagina just... “AINT NOBODY COMIN IN OR OUT FUCK YOU.”

I had to have my so help me. Even then, I almost passed out. Like I saw black and then blurry spotty vision when it was pulled out and almost gagged. I love him dude like he wasn’t grossed out by me or anything I just said “I need help with this tampon.” And he was like “what do you need.” And didn’t seem grossed out even when it came out and he was holding it.

The only dumb thing he asked was “how can my dick fit up in there and it feels good but if a tampon gets soaked it’s very painful?” I’m like dude because when I have sex with you I’m wet, I’m relaxed, my vagina literally relaxes.

Right NOW, my vagina is NOT relaxed. ITS PISSED. And he was like “ooooh ok” lmfao 😭