I swear if I’m not pregnant I’ll be shocked. I literally cried, boo-hooed like a baby listening to them sing America the Beautiful and the National Anthem on the Super Bowl. My boobs hurt so bad, like if I touch them, I may as well be Edward scissorhands. I have been cramping (I don’t normally get period cramps. I have super bad acne now and I haven’t had this many zits on my face since I was a teenager.

I tested this morning but I’m not due for my period for about 6 days.