My so told me to wake him up for work.

Yes. He’s alive.

I have attempted 3 days in a row. He wakes up to his own internal clock or whatever. But he’s been wanting to wake up earlier.

He told me to do anything to wake him up.

I shake him, I sit on him, I also accidentally spilled water on him even and this man doesn’t care. Yes, that genuinely was an accident. I have rolled him over, like all the way over onto his face and he just snuggled back up.

I can rip his pants off of him in his sleep. He doesn’t care.

I can smother his face and neck with kisses. He does not care.

He told me to wake him up with head. I TRIED THAT. IT WAS SO WEIRD BECAUSE HE DIDNT RESPOND AND HIS BODY DIDNT EITHER.

It is like he is literally drugged but I know he’s not. He wakes up so refreshed and happy and is like “hey why didn’t you wake me up earlier.” I’m sitting here like

Listen. I have 4 cats. I went and got all of them and put them on him and was like “crawl on him” those hoes snuggled up all over him and he just hugged them all in his sleep. I even placed felines on this man.

That sounds bad but all my cats are spoiled hand raised fat babies they have never clawed anyone