Fun topic; what was the weirdest thing you thought it was true when you were a kid?

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When I was little I thought you can get pregnant by giving guys hugs so I avoided giving hugs💀🤦🏻‍♀️

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I thought it was illegal to turn on the lights in cars while driving 😭

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I thought you literally couldn’t drink ANYTHING while driving (“don’t drink and drive”) and I used to get so upset when my mom would take a sip of anything while we were on the road 🤣

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I thought you had sex by a guy putting his balls in a woman (idk why lmao) and I always thought how'd they get them in there?

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I thought you had a separate desert stomach. Mom was always told us that when we went out to eat and it sounded legit to me lol.

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If I swore or heard swearing or had the desire to swear I would immediately drop into hell to be tortured by the devil. Like the floor would open and I would fall through into a hell lava lake.

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For some reason when I was like 5 years old I thought that Hitler lived in this wooded area of my father's town. I would be terrified of going on walks with my dad because I thought Hitler would jump out of the bushes to capture every little kid with brown hair and brown eyes. 
I also at night when my eyes were adjusting after the lights were shut off for bed I thought that I could see atoms
Hmmm what else....I was very strange lmfao probably still am. 
OH I thought we were called human beans not human beings 
I also thought girls who liked girls were Lebanese.

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I thought that child birth was so painful bc the baby burst out of your stomach.   And that csections were bc you couldnt push hard enough lol.

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My parents told me, when I asked, what the measurement lines on the inside of doors in fast food places were for. They said it was to see if I was too tall/old to get a happy meal. I was tall for my age so I started hunching over when we would go out and I saw the lines. 
Didn’t realize for a loooong time it was in case they were robbed they had a height description 🤦🏻‍♀️

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That my stuffed animals came to life while I slept to protect me . I would line them all up around me in a circle so I was SUPER protected . 🤣

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I thought you had to pay people to work lol. I thought you found a job you would like to do and then you pay them to do it. Instead of them paying you lolll.

Fun topic; what was the weirdest thing you thought it was true when you were a kid?

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