So we took our son to the park and after like over an hour of running up and down and stuff I decided to lay on the fake grass and my husband is like

Husband:😏 “you look good

Me: no I don’t

Husband: oh yeah you’re plump....

Me: 😒

Husband: No! That’s not what I meant! Lol I was trying to say that you’re ripe for the picking! I don’t know why I said plump, I’m

Not calling you fat

Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣