Petty Rant

So this is super ridiculous I know but I’m super annoyed. (pregnancy hormones working full force) Anyone else have this issue with their husbands...

Husband: Asks if I can go get groceries from the store.

Me: makes a huge list planning out meals, snacks, extra easy meals, drinks etc.

**Asks husband “hey look at this list & tell me if there’s anything you want me to add”

Husband: “Looks good👍🏻”

Me: asks 4 more damn times throughout the day & next day before I go to the store “what snacks do you want from the store, any certain drinks, any certain meals etc..??”

Husband: “nope list looks fine” (every damn time I ask)

**Brings groceries home.

Husband: “aw man you didn’t get any Mountain Dew... btw we are all out of these seasonings, & I forgot we need this too, & i wish you would’ve gotten stuff to make Buffalo Chicken Dip”

Me: “that’s why I freaking asked you a gazillion freaking times what you wanted or what we needed. Btw I bought these breakfast sandwiches for me to take to work please don’t eat any. I have just enough for each day before we go on vacation next week.. I bought a ton of other easy snacks/quick meals though as well that you can have because I knew you’d want something like that even though you tell me nothing when I go to the store”

(I am pregnant & I’m finally just now able to keep food down at 21 weeks he’s been eating for 3 freaking people pretty much like 2-3 dinners I can’t even buy snacks often because I don’t even get any because he eats them all! 😡 I’ve barely been able to eat at all up until now.)

Me:

**hears microwave running**

“Hey what are you making?”

Husband: “just making myself 1 of those breakfast sandwiches you got for myself...”

Me:😡😡😡 Are you fucking kidding me...

Husband: geez I can’t even eat food in this house....

Me: YES GOD FORBID YOU EAT FOOD IN OUR HOUSE🙄 The 1 thing I’ve been able to keep down that I politely asked you to keep your stupid hands off of when there’s a million other things for you to eat.