Intruder while in the shower 😳

I am a mom to a 3.5 year old and 3.5 month old and I'm getting very little sleep. Quite honestly I'm delirious most days. My husband is off today and decided to take the girls out so I could have some me time.

I'm in the shower and doing one of those half- assed washes you do when you're too tired to stand but you know you stink. My hair is extremely long and always up in a bun. It probably hasn't been washed in almost a week.

With zero eyes open i start to work in some shampoo. I'm scrubbing when all of a sudden someone touched my butt! When I tell you I peed from fright... its true. I hopped out of the shower running down the hallway looking for the intruder in my house with the balls to touch me in my own shower with my eyes closed. I grab my daughters big plastic bat and start to clear each room like I know what I'm doing.

I checked everything. Every where. Not a single person, ghost or animal in sight.

Still shaking, wet and soapy I get back in the shower. IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

Instead of freaking out and running this time I reached behind me to find...

My own LONG ASS HAIR tickling my butt!!! 🤣

Apparently my hair grew a ton from the prenatal vitamins during and after my pregnancy and now is as long as my butt. Wtf did i have to find out in the most dramatic way possible!? 😆