This is another conversation I had with my "fuck boy" friend. There was a guy at my school who was a huge fuck boy and referred to the girls he slept with as hoes. I hated him, but we both ended up working together and I saw another side of him and we became friends. When we snuck my parents liquor to drink he actually told me something that he's never told anyone. He told me he's actually a virgin and never had sex with anyone. He said he puts on the fuck boy front to get back at his mom who abused him from ages 2-14. She's extremely religious and him being a "fuck boy" ruined her reputation with the church and everyone talks about how badly she raised him. He said she cares a lot about her reputation, so he ruined it. He says he knows his mom is ashamed of him but only because her reputation got ruined so he's satisfied. He also told me if I ever told anyone that he would call me a liar to my face.

So we were hanging out again today and I asked if the people he said he had sex with are real and he laughed. He said every name he got for a girl he fucked he got it off sex in the city. I laughed so loud. He said his dad loves in the city and he's seen every episode with him. I said "Are you serious?" He laughed and said "I'm surprised no one ever ever caught on to that." I haven't seen much sex in the city but I do remember him saying he was a 4some with girls names Carrie, Charlotte, and Samantha. How did I NOT call him out on his B.S lmao