Can't stop thinking about what my bf said..

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My bf told me once girls sound like cows when they pee. Then he proceeded to tell me it was because women have faucets and men have water hoses. It was something about the way he said it but it was so funny to me at the time and every time I pee thats all I can think about. Just wanted to let you guys hear this hilarious comparison of female and male parts.