so here’s my story y’all:

I went to the doctor for a possible uti

They tested my urine for UTI. As I’m sitting in the room waiting..I’m watching Tik tok‘s of pregnant women doing belly rolls and such and remembering how the doctor said she liked tik tok so I wanted to show her the video. I heard them in the hallways saying “yeah that’s definitely positive.”

So here I am in the room thinking “damn, I have a UTI”

The doctor comes in and says “well, you do have a UTI. We ran some more tests and it’s worse than a UTI, you also have a kidney infection” (so we’re gonna shoot you in the ass with some antibiotics). I was so worried about the kidney infection. Then, she goes on kind of looking at me with a scared face... I’m in my mind like “what, am I dying or something??” She says.. “this is just protocol when we take urine samples. So we tested you for pregnancy and it came back positive.”😶

I didn’t ever show the doctor that tik tok. I think I just unconsciously disappeared from reality 🤣