2 years ago my bearded dragon got out of his tank and got lost in the house. He has been literally nowhere to find

I’ve even had 3 different companies done and search my house to try to find him

Well I’m moving so I’ve been packing and moving stuff around

He fucking comes crawling out from behind a box I packed yesterday!!!!

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE??????? Dehydration alone I would expect to kill him!!!!!!!

What the fuck?!?!?!!!!