Things people don't tell you about parenting

Ri

We had two kids in less then two years during a pandemic this is our first date night as parents. I am so excited for two hours alone with my husband. We are going to a fancy Italian restaurant. Omg a meal I don't have to make or clean up lol with adult conversations lol.

Pictures this though I'm in the shower shaving and have the baby in a bouncer. Toddler rolls in on a bee scooter. The only way to distract them long enough to shave is singing "ants go marching"... no one told me this ever when they give me parenting advice lol

What funny advice do you wish you had?