My husband just embarrassed me 😂

My friends were over. It's been a hard day at work. My husband was in between jobs a full year and I took over our finances. He recently got a job at a hospital as security. He had been complaining about a migraine all day. He's walking out the door complaining and I said to stay home if it hurts that bad. He said "I can't. There were 3 call ins today. If I call in my boss is gonna eat my ass. And not in the sexy way that you do it". Then WALKED OUT! My friends burst out laughing! They're still laughing at me. Gonna go die now😂