Dude got his ass beat by girls

Girls these days are... you know how like on social media girls talk about protecting girls?

I was at a Halloween party. I got really drunk and partied but then I started sobering up some and got tired and wanted to lay down. I clearly never planned to drive home and this party got way bigger than I thought it would be. But I had partied HARD and wanted so bad to go to sleep.

All of the girls are standing in the living room talking and I went and laid on the couch that was behind them. Some time passes, and they move into the kitchen.

I'm like almost asleep. And all the sudden I feel someone lean down and LAY ON MY ASS, like his head was on my ass WTF and they start feeling up my legs. I look up and straight up SMACK THE FUCK out of this dudes ear and the girls had seen him do that so right after I smacked him like 3 girls ripped him up by his NECK and were like "NAH YOU DONT TOUCH GIRLS WHO ARE PASSED OUT. WE ABOUT TO FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP." literally these girls are screaming to the point they sound like wild animals and DRAG THIS MAN BY HIS HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE and I get up and I'm like um what just happened? "You we're passed out and he came and laid on top of you and started touching you and we weren't about to just watch that shit so my friends are outside putting a foot in his ass."

Me: silent

Me: hears screaming outside and things smashing

Her:

*lights cigarette*

Me: okay well... thank you. I'm gonna go lay back down.

Her: okay baby just know it's safe we got you.

I went back to sleep and woke up the next day with a big comforter on top of me and two girls laying on the other side of the couch. Like they were not playing and I still have no idea what happened to that dude. I never saw his face

Girls don't fuck around these days. If you're a dude creeping and being nasty and predatory they will fucking eat you.

Y'all should have seen me when they ripped this man up by his damn throat screaming at the top of their lungs. He looked like a rag doll being ripped apart being shoved around and yanked on. He wassssnnnt reaaadyyy. I wasn't even ready that honestly scared me too lol. I was kinda too scared to go outside and see what all that smashing noise was. They were probably beating him with patio chairs. The next day I told the owner of the house because I know him and he's like "there's a reason certain people are invited to my parties. People I don't even know show up here and i don't know how so I invite the people I know who will keep things in order when it gets big like that. I don't even care if they broke something outside, if he was willing to lay on top of you and touch you like that thinking you were unconscious, he definitely intended to do more than that and youre more important than whatever is on my patio and he got what he deserved." And I was like... ❤️