He said "I need you to look at something."

You know you've been together and are comfortable when this happens. Y'all my SO was trying to be funny/sexy okay.

He said "come here babe, I need you to look at something." And before I turned to look I said "I am not looking at your poop again."

He said "WHAT? No! Turn around!" And he had his robe open to his naked body and he was fully erect and just because of the fact that I legit thought he was asking me to observe his poop again but he was actually trying to be funny and sexy it's just.. it's golden

He's so fucking cute and funny lol when he said "WHAT!" He sounded so embarrassed lol yes he did get some. I observed quite sufficiently.