What should I add to this White Elephant gift?

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So it’s supposed to be funny but I also want it to be useful so I was thinking Poopourri (spray before you go) and toilet paper. I have some more room to fill the $50 limit. What else should I add that also goes with the theme?

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A squatty potty lol

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A gift certificate for sah.. Taco Bell

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I second the Squatty Potty, there a ton of bathroom humor books out there, and Squatty Potty also make a really cute 💩 plunger, we have one in our half bathroom that a friend gave us, also you could throw in some Dude Wipes (not just for dudes)

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Candles. A bathroom decor sign.

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Someone gave us a funny sign that said something about “woo let’s get naked- jk this is my half bath don’t make it weird” 
 It was super cute and funny

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They have little games like a golf one for when you go to the toilet. Or even one of those funny books to read while going.

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