Trash rant
Idk I'm very drunk and tired of being cheated on. On god. I am so tired of being fucking cheated on to the point that the next man cheats on me and I'm gonna plead insanity. To the girls who didn't know, you get a pass. I love you and I'm sorry we got with the wrong lying ass piece of shit. I've been you before and I'm sorry.
The girls who knew? You know... usually you'd sit there and think wth does she have that I don't?
Idk I got it all. I'm hot af, but I will tell you one thing these bitches got in common. The one thing I have that they don't?
EYEBROWS BRO.
Idk why every musty ass female whos willing to fuck with a taken man has some Fucked up crayola ass eyebrows. Someone take this bitch pencils. Ground her because she got some shit on her face that looks whack. It's never EVER some hot ass bitch ready to take your man, it's always the ugly Bitches. On god, on my skin.
This bitch is ugly and needs to follow some makeup tutorials baby.
I'm so damn thankful I can grow real ass eyebrows on my head. Idk what the Fuck is going on with these men and being attracted to crayola markers but damn. Thank you for weeding out yet another mf MISTAKE in my life, boo boo.
I think that they do it for a power trip. Like they get off on "ahaha this bitch looks so happy but I'm fucking her man."
GIRL IF YOU CAN, FUCK HIM. RIDE HIM LIKE YOU RIDE THOSR CRAYOLAS OK.
TAKE HIM. The sooner I find out he is so easily swayed by a crayola eyebrow ass bitch, the sooner I find the man that won't do this to me.
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