So I'm going to NYC for a vacation and I didn't even think about the fact that it'll be there during pride week there.

I just came out of the very depths of the closet to realize I'm bi. Ill be there with my husband and with it being New York AND pride I was going to sew myself a fabulous transforming dress (for shock factor). But I just found a shirt that says "I just look straight" t-shirt. I was wanting to figure out some silly phrase to put on my husbands shirt for him like "you get what you see" or something like that since he's straight but will accompany because he's a great ally.

Anyone think of funny phrases that might go on a shirt?