My husband has been around a lot of breastfeeding moms so he’s very used to the “put some breastmilk on it”.

Have a rash: “put some breastmilk on it”

Have a small cut: “put some breastmilk on it”

Have a weird itch: “put some breastmilk on it”

Well my OB was saying my waters were bulging and ready to break (she thought within hours). My hubby and I had sex as we know we’ll be off limits for weeks once baby comes…we’ll it’s been a week and those waters are still intact so my hubby is like “put some semen on it” now…to everything.

“Some people might say “put some breastmilk on it,” I say, “put some semen on it” 🤣😂🤣