Huge thick glob of clear discharge with “blood”

Arizona

So just a huge disclaimer:

I KNOW that I’m not pregnant! I just had a whole painful period Memorial Day weekend and haven’t had sex until a few days before then

HOWEVER

I just went on a whole “cryptic pregnancy” research binge and now I got speculations 😂

So a few weeks ago, about a week and a half I’d say, I went to the bathroom and a huge thick glob of discharge came out, a little bigger than the size of a quarter, and it had a dark tan substance in it. It wasn’t blood that stretches in discharge sometimes, but it looked to me like tissue inside of a sac of clear discharge. I immediately thought it was remnants from a miscarriage because I’d never seen discharge come out of me like that, so I was genuinely alarmed. But there was no pain or anything. And now today I’m having some really faint light pink spotting. Like I said, I just read a wholeeeeeeee bunch of stuff on cryptic pregnancy so yes I’m thinking I’m that rare 1 woman out of 475 🥴 lol I need someone to talk me off of a ledge. Mommies, have you ever experienced any similar discharge during early pregnancy or do you think that this was probably just a God awful a lot of amount of discharge during ovulation for me this month.

Please don’t suggest for me to go to the doctor or take a test 🥴 it’s highly likely I’m not pregnant. Just wanted to know if any ladies have had similar experiences so that I can completely rule out pregnancy if I’m just tripping, like I know I am lol