I’ll start -

“Get out, get IT outttttttt!!!!”

Then I would apologize in between contractions 🤣

Evidently, when MY mother gave birth to me, she asked “Does it look like Fluffy??” Her favorite cat. They had different drugs during labor back then LOL

Myself during my first labor, I some how ended up naked 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️ did not CARE. Doctors. Nurses. The mail man may have been in and out of my room, I have no idea but people were constantly in and out and I couldn’t care less! My mother, kept attempting to place wash cloths over each of my insanely oversized boobs, just for me to throw them off again, then she would pick them up, and nice and quietly just place them right back over my boobs again 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️