I did the most fat kid shit ever 🤦🏻♀️😩
So I’m going to start by saying I’m 23 weeks pregnant and last night I woke up at 3 a.m. to my stomach hurting and growling. Seemed like I never even ate dinner at 7 that night and my partner was totally zonked out. So I decided I was going to make myself a sandwich and go back to sleep .
So I go to the kitchen and grab the bread and there is one normal slice and 2 heels of bread left. That’s when I decide to channel my inner fat kid. I just couldn’t let one of the slices feel left out so I decide I must make a Scooby Doo sandwich, as my 8 year old would call it.
I put down one heel put 3 slices of ham and half a slice of Colby jack cheese, chips…..(yes chips, like I said definitely channeled my inner fat kid). Then the the normal slice of bread with miracle whip on both sides 👀 (yea I know). And then I started again 3 more slices of ham, the other half slice of Colby jack cheese, more chips (ugh I know I know) and a little bit of spicy brown mustard and finally the other heel of bread.
Now when I tell you this was the best sandwich I’ve ever had in my life I mean it. I was so content with this thing. And the baby, he was also thrilled kicking the entire time I stuffed my face in the kitchen at 3 a.m.
This Scooby Doo sandwich was so filling I was so at peace, but the best part….. I got away with it. Without a single witness.
I took myself back to bed and was probably stuff till around noon the next day 😂. I decided to tell my man and we laughed for 2 minutes straight. Lmao just thought I’d share with y’all too lol
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