So my husband left the living room to go upstairs to go to the bathroom he shut the door to the living room (we live in an old house)

I was on my phone, thinking he was upstairs and why’s it taking SO long whatever I’m scrolling through instant and I turned my head and there he was crouched down behind me staring at what I was doing on my phone

Cos where I sit on the couch I can’t see who’s behind me or who’s coming and going until they’re in front of me or unless I move and look back

It startled me he never went upstairs he shut that door so I would think he went upstairs

I told him ummm what the fuck are you doing?

He said what I was gonna scare you 🤷‍♂️

I said no you weren’t you were looking at what I was doing on my phone the last 6 or so minutes if you’re that insecure just ask. Are you disappointed to learn I’m not cheating?

He said well you think what you want

I said ok 🤷‍♀️

He does this shit all the time like before he comes in the room he always rattles the doorknob to announce his entrance

Anyone find this odd??