Does the man in your life wipe their behind sitting down or standing up?

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Who the heck watches their man poop to know this? I mean yes I could ask  him l, but who cares?

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This is honestly the strangest poll Iv ever seen 😬 like who the fuck sits and thinks about this 😂

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This is the funniest thing ever! My husband and I had this conversation about a month ago. We went for a couples night away. He comes out the bathroom with a burn mark across his head complaining that the heated towel rail in the hotel is ridiculously hot.. so obviously I ask.. “how the hell did you burn your head on the towel rail??” He says “I was wiping my arse” so I’m puzzled.. and I say “but the towel rail is behind the toilet so how’d you burn your forehead???” He says “when you stand up to wipe and check what you’ve done” obviously I’m hysterical now, can’t breathe kind of laughing. He had no idea other people sit down to wipe, a whole new conversation of how it’s possible to wipe sitting down and how awkward that is and texting all the men we know to ask them what they do😂😂😂

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Hell, from what women talk about around here just be glad if he wipes his ass at all!

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I had no idea that standing up was a thing? Yuck! How do they spread the cheeks for a proper clean? We use a bidet in our household, so no dingleberries here

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Lmao would you….I don’t even know we’ve been together for 4.5 years and married for 4 years I don’t even know the answer to your question lol….to funny!

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We wash our arses and wipe them sitting down 😆

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🤣🤣 what a question. I don't watch him poop that's gross. 
Also why does it matter as long as he's clean after?

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We have been together 12 years and I never have and probably never will ask his wiping method lol

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Who gives a shif