This child *rant*

I am 33 weeks. I have had un consistent contractions. This kid is gonna kill me i an just chillin and relaxing. The second i stand up contraction then he kicks me like i am the one causing unnecessary pain. The attude he has and he hasn't even been born yet like i am not arguing with someone who wasent around for 2016. This kid and his entitlement i might name him kyle like sir that is my lung. Sir you have literally 38 days left just chill. Sir i am deathly allergic to pineappleif i eat that then we both die. Sir you dont like chicken we have had this conversation before..... my husbandshouldtake a turn