HOW do you cut your son’s hair?!

Edit: I probably should have mentioned this but my son is autistic and doesn’t particularly like haircuts, and we live in the boonies so barbers aren’t a thing in a 2 hour radius, lol. My dad usually does it but he’s busy and I wanted to try on my own. Thankfully my dad fixed it up and he’s good as new.

I don’t know who felt the need to downvote a lighthearted post, but I hope you feel better about your sad self.