So I had sex last night (and other half starts pissing him self laughing)

I’m giving him a BJ so I he ask to do a 69 well I thought yes ok, anyway I always like to be really clean so I used my bottom shower head piece to clean the back passage. I’m now on top in the 69 position, and as I’m giving him a blow job I fart water in his face it’s dark and he thought I’d chocolate milkshakes out my ass we were both pissing ourselfs laughing. Now we have a laugh about milkshakes 😂😂😂

Anyone else got any funny stories 😂😂