Embarrassingly unwell

So through the night I’ve woke up 2/3 times to be sick, I work in a nursery so not completely confused.

Except I’ve also gotten diarrhoea 🫣 so I’ve gotten up a lot sorted myself out gotten back into bed.

But this is where it gets embarrassing, my boyfriend hugs up to me a lot in the night, I’ve just woken up to be sick again … I’ve sharted in the night. All over my pyjamas. So it’s now probably on my boyfriend, I’ve just shook him awake to say I’ve started my period and that there could be some on him. So he says he’s going to check when he gets up for work in 10 minutes.

The only issue now is I’ve said period, brown poo water is obviously very different, and surely he’ll smell it. What on Earth am I meant to do?!

Why did I lie, it’s even more embarrassing now 🫣🫣