Theres people that can go from waist length hair to getting a bob and their husbands won’t notice.

And then there’s my husband that came into our bedroom last night after showering and goes “oh I’m sorry!” And I was so confused and said “sorry for what??” And he said “I didn’t know you had to pee!” And I just sat there like 😐HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD TO PEE?!!

He goes “wellll you are in your regular clothes instead of pajamas which means you haven’t committed to getting comfy, you’re sitting up in bed instead of laying down which also shows you haven’t committed to getting comfy, you left the light on, and you put your phone down as soon as I got in here which shows you’ve been waiting a while for me to be done”

Bahahaha I was SPEECHLESS because everything he was was 10000% accurate and to a T correct lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s the next day and I’m still in shock that he knows me THAT well…. I legit would never be able to tell if my husband had to pee or not but somehow just from that he knows I did 🤣🤣🤣