What is the funniest thing you've heard either your kid or another kid says🤣

My son is 6 and I understand that 6 years olds are observant but he just made me realize me and my husband do need to be a little better at hiding issues but this really made me lol😂😂😭. He sat me and my husband down and said "Daddy, if you can stop drinking and mommy if you can stop going to the casino you can stop fighting and we can be a happy family." I know that's insane for a 6 year old to say and we will do better at hiding issues but that's so fucking funny and me and my husband both laughed. What's the funniest thing your kid or someone else's has said