What is my buody doing?😫🤬

My last period started on February 13, and I expected it to show up again around March 10—but it must have lost track of time because it never came. All pregnancy tests are giving me a hard "no," yet my period is MIA.

I’d love to be pregnant, but I don’t want to get my hopes up. Still, it’s a little weird (and slightly terrifying) to have neither a period nor a positive test.

So, should I be excited, concerned, or just send my uterus a calendar reminder? Any advice, insight, or reassuring words?