These fucking kids

Life as an 8th grade teacher.

Me: *Grading papers*

*Students come walking in.

Student 1: Man who fucked up your fade.

Student 2: shut up! You look like an educated guess!

Me: Educated guess???

For real. If a student told me I looked like an educated guess I would crash out🤣🤣🤣

Edit: I wouldn't literally crash out. My kids have honestly told me worse. I just thought the conco was funny

Edit 2: Not shew why some of y'all are so mad. If you go on tiktok there's hundreds of 'What my 2nd graders said today." "What my 6th graders said today." I thought it was funny and the insults they're coming up with are getting more creative. To have so many downvotes is pretty wild