Which cigarette suits your parenting persona?

1. The Gentle Parent: American Spirit Yellow

• Vibe: Mindful, intentional, probably softly apologizing to the baby while stepping onto the porch.

• Why American Spirit Yellow? Mild, additive-free, earthy—

a cigarette that feels less guilty somehow, perfectly suited to the gentle parent’s occasional secret indulgence after bedtime.

2. The Crunchy Parent: Bali Shag (hand-rolled)

• Vibe: Homemade kombucha in the fridge, cloth diapers on the line, baby sling on the hook.

• Why Bali Shag? Organic rolling papers and loose tobacco give full control over what goes into their smoke—much like their vegan baby-food recipes. Bonus points if they roll in chamomile or lavender.

3. The High-Achiever Parent: Dunhill International

• Vibe: Sleek stroller, impeccable diaper bag, never seen without a tailored jacket. Parenting is another field to master.

• Why Dunhill International? Classic, sophisticated, a bit European—suggesting refined tastes. After all, if you’re sneaking a smoke between executive Zoom calls and mommy-and-me yoga, it better be elegant.

4. The Exhausted Realist Parent: Marlboro Reds

• Vibe: One coffee away from survival, honest about parenting’s gritty reality.

• Why Marlboro Reds? Bold, straightforward, no nonsense. These parents aren’t pretending anymore; this smoke is about honesty and grit.

5. The Nervous First-Timer Parent: Parliament Lights

• Vibe: Over-prepared, owns every possible safety device, might secretly google “is breathing normal?” at 2 AM.

• Why Parliament Lights? Mild, smooth, unassuming—just enough to calm nerves without adding more anxiety.