what was something funny you said in labor?

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I’ll start! 
as i was pushing I said to my husband “omg I hope you’re still wanting a vasectomy” 
“i’m never having kids again!!”
looking back, i would still have more😂

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I had really bad back labor (didn’t have an epidural) and pushed for 1hr 50 minutes and baby was sunny side up. I kept repeating, “My f***ing back!” 😂😂😂 I didn’t care who was in the room.

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Well I bit my fiancé 😅 and I told my doctor “I feel like that gave me hemorrhoids” (it didn’t thank god)

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I mean apart from repeatedly declaring my love too the midwife’s, when they told me too push I told them no just pull him out by his ears 😳 I also kept screaming that I needed to go poo, pretty sure the whole ward would have herd me 😬

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My labor was super long and when I got close to fully dilated I promised the doctor that I was “going to push so good” and I’m going to be “the best pusher” and told him that “this one’s a real rascal”. Doc was laughing the whole time!

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When I started feeling the fetal ejection reflex I shouted, “Am I pooping or is that her head?!”
It was both 😂

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When my doctor said “ I can see her hair!” I announced it was probably just mine because I haven’t been able to see to shave properly. My husband couldn’t stop laughing.

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I basically told my mom that I couldn’t believe I had to do all this because of a stupid 5am quickie 😂

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“i just wanna shit”

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I sang ‘p p push it real good’ I’d just gotten my epidural so I was really happy 😂

what was something funny you said in labor?

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