What the Heck?

I just checked my CM.. weird!! it's copious slick and stretchy to an inch or more. .. I'm 13 DPO and 2 days until AF is due... My symptoms don't add up either; I had a small amount of light pink spotting 7 -8 DPO, minor cramping 9 DPO until current, tender boobs which are more noticeable today, constipation, gas, Bloating, some acne, I'm tired, and my cervix is high to the point I have to really push my ENTIRE finger in to barely be able to touch it. WTH?

My TTC tools are preseed, tussin, prenatal, extra folic acid, CB digital opk (peak Fertility 9/21), copious water, and daily morning BD'ing.