I hate it

I hate it when my my eye twitches. I mean really...why would my eye do that without my permission. It's not fair to my other eye that never twitches or other eyes in the world that never twitch either. Seriously. Don't you all hate when your eye twitches for no reason? 
*sorry ladies. I was attempting sarcasm at the influx of people creating topics to fuss about random things*