Well here I am with my birth story honestly I never thought that I would have an interesting birth story to share. But alas here we are this story starts on Saturday i went up to the top of a mountain at 38.5 weeks pregnant to do some shooting because... I don't know merica i guess.

Anywho I started having contractions so I left and went to the hospital because I had a gut feeling hey I should probably stay in town because I live in the middle of no man's land and I am about 1.5 hours away from a good hospital. (We have a farm-style hospital but it's not reliable and if you're not bleeding out you should probably just go to the big hospital in the next town.)

So I went and got checked I was only 2.5 cm and 60% so they sent me home.... 1.5 hrs away .... I had an uncomfortable ride home and when i got home i really had to pee so i went pee and there was pink when i wiped now i have had a kid before so i know i am in active labor but my husband was tired so i just let him go to sleep and I tried to ignore the contractions.... also not a good idea then my brain was like well this feels like period cramps so I took Tylenol..... for labor, pains lmao that my dear readers didn't work but around 3 am on Sunday morning was taking a bath and crying.

My husband was sleeping so I was trying to be quiet (I apparently was not quiet) but I tried to go to sleep around 330am again i would fall asleep contractions would hit and I would wake up crying not because of the pain but because I was trying to sleep and i was chillin on de nile river. But my husband woke up and asked what we should do I said we should go to the hospital. At this point I am shaking so we get all in the car i put on an adult diaper because I had a feeling and we leave i think we have time to get to the big hospital.

So we go past it than 24 miles outside of the town with the hospital my water breaks and then I have this feeling of pus in the car i can't get my pants off and i am so happy i wore a diaper because I don't have to clean the leather but my body is trying to push i am yelling for my husband to step on it because the baby is coming. If a cop pulls us over i really hope they are good at playing catch. Anyway, we are speeding and get to the emergency room entrance my husband leaves the car and i can't sit correctly on the wheelchair so my husband brings me in and has security park the car. I admittedly think i scared the er staff because came in screaming for help and screaming for them to run because the baby is coming i know he is coming because I feel like I have to poop and my body is trying to push. I get to labor and delivery really fast.

And I remember somehow getting my pants off and on the bed and i think the doctor has her hand in my bits so I yell at her to get her hand out. She in fact didn't have her hand. There I just had a baby head there. I remember panicking because lol i have anxiety from hell so my body attempted to stop breathing (I did not plan on having an unmedicated birth at all because i have anxiety) and i pushed my baby out after the nurses got me to calm down enough to think straight. ( they didn't even have time to give me an IV or put my name in the system) so my son was born at 515 am. Then the cops showed up and I have no idea what happened after that. It has been 4 days and I still can't believe that i had an unmedicated childbirth.

I mean i did have Tylenol but that was like pouring a bottle of water on a wildfire. I also understand that pandora really is listening because Ring of Fire was playing in the car before I got into the hospital. I understand what he means by the ring of fire. Anyway, thanks for reading my birth story i really hope you had a good laugh because I sure do every time i think of it. Except I am a bit scared of my car rn that will pass eventually.