I got a UTI for the first time and I gotta say, fuck. this. shit. Yesterday I started having the symptoms like burning sensation when I peed, the constant urge to pee, and trying to empty my bladder, yet so little comes out. It was so stressful.

I got to the doc and I told her “Well I’m presenting symptoms of a UTI” and she was like “Why do you think that?” And I told her “Well, let’s see… my fucking urethra feels like a dragon is exhaling fire every time I pee. Does that ✨blissful✨ experience seem normal to you?”

Anyways I got my pills and it’s alright. Tho I must say the universe is a bitch for making me get my period AND a uti at the same time. Fuck this, bye.