Hilarious.
A few months ago, I bought my first vibrator.
I was afraid to use it because I share a room with my two younger sisters and it's just weird to get off while they sleep 5 feet away from me, so I hid it in a drawer thinking "no one ever goes through my things, right?"
Wrong.
The next day my three siblings (two girls and one boy) were playing some game involving the Jewlery box containing my vibrator.
My mom and I were cleaning the kitchen and my brother (8) comes out talking about how cool this thing he found in my drawer was.
To make things worse, he was holding it, turned on, on his face because it "felt so cool!!!"
I snatched it from him with which he immediately started screaming for it back and asking what it was and why he couldn't play with it.
My mom, not having seen what it was, asked why he couldn't know what it was. (She didn't know I had it).
I couldn't do anything but tell her at this point so when I did she stifled a grin and calmly told my brother he couldn't play with it. It's not a toy.
I died.
Little light humor for your day :)
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