Anyone else not understand their kids slang?

Question

I have two teenagers and preteen. My 15 year old daughter did my 12 year old daughters makeup and honestly. Did not look good. My 15 year old showed me, my boyfriend, and my 17 year old son and she goes "Did I eat and leave no crumbs?" Which confused me. Then my son shook his head and said "Nope. Avery you give me that plate right now. You didn't eat a singularly thing off it." I said "What language are you guys speaking. And they go "God mom! You're so old!"

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Translator here 🤣 
she said “How did I do? It’s flawless right?” 
And he said “It’s absolutely horrible and you need to NEVER do this again! Give it up sis!”

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Lol. My day is coming, but I do try to keep up. If I were you I would download the Urban Dictionary app, if there is one and if not go to the website. It will define any word of phrase you search, making following the conversation so much easier without you even having to ask them. Plus, kids are butts. They'll make you slow and uncool just because they're using made up phrases based on energy and situation that it onced stemmed from. You are not the problem here. 😂 You got this, mama!

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I’m 26 & hear people my age talking like this….. no idea what they are saying lol. Don’t feel bad or old!

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😂😂😂😂😂😂. Im sorry, Im not laughing at you but what your son said lol. The makeup had to have looked bad for him to give that response

Anyone else not understand their kids slang?

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