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Autumn

So, today, my fiancée made a real smart a** comment... he said "being kicked in the nads hurts more than child birth and labor".

I think the way I responded was a little unorthodox... I told him he's gunna do the stimulated labor for the average number of hours labor goes for, and then imma shove a cantaloupe up his a-hole; then he can tell me that being kicked in the balls hurts more.

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