Tell me your period horror story

I need a good laugh after today and yesterday. I work in home health care, so I work directly with people in their homes. Well, this month Aunt Flo refused to show her face for two weeks, and when she finally came, she showed with a vengeance. It's been so heavy the last two days, that when I used my clients restroom I got blood all over the toilet, on the floor, covering my hands, and on my pants... I brought a change of pants today just in case 😭😭😭